Christmas?

I thought we animals could talk at midnight, that so didn't happen...otherwise I would have posted a video! Seriously.

I heard a rumor we're going to doggie daycamp tomorrow! I love me my doggie daycamp!  I get to play with big dogs and chase tennis balls (OMG TENNIS BALLS!).

Happy New Year...whatever that means...I hope it means doggie treats....

Doggie Day Camp!

I heard mommy say we're going to camp! Oh boy!  I hope there's treats!  And big dogs to play with, I'm tired of playing with the little dog.............she's a pain.

Did I tell you she ran away Sunday? Oh yeah we got to ride in the car to go look for her!  She snuck out under a rabbit hole.........so daddy had to board it up!  I tole you, she's such a pain!

I gotta go eat so I can go to camp!  Should I pack my favorite bandana?

I spent the day at the Vet's

I like it there. They pet me and let me run loose. They have cats.  I can smell lots of butts and get petted. Did I mention I get attention?

I have this thing on my eye.  Mom calls it ghetto eye....but it's just a bald spot.  I'm still handsome. Right?

It was Like Heaven

Mom, Dad and the boy (oh yeah I have to mention that the little white fluff ball went too) got in the car and we headed out. I figured it was the usual drive thru to one of those places that smell like chicken and hamburger, but we went somewhere different. And while I didn't have my harness on, I got to go in (oh yeah I have to mention that the little white pain in the....err the fluff ball got to go in too) and it was the most fabulous place in the world!!! I have never seen a place like this before!!! It had people and dogs and birds and cats! Lots of dogs to sniff (and some cats, but the cat lady was a bit freaked out by me) and then dad took me down an aisle, it had to be the heaven aisle! It smelled of treats, glorious treats! All kinds of treats...pigs ears, greenies, bacon, chicken, you name it I smelled it!  I didn't know places like this existed!!!  I gave it two paws up in Z formation!!!!  When we goin' back huh huh??

PS.  From Mom, if you didn't catch on, the dogs got to go to Petsmart. A big outing I must say.....

Visit to the Doc and Red Robin

I got to work on Saturday.  I went with the boy to his doctor.  But he wasn't the only one that went to the doc, I had to too. 

Seems that little white fluff ball scratched my eye. Yeah the things I endure! It doesn't hurt and daddy puts ointment in my eye.  Hey it's attention!

After both of our doctor's visits we got to go to Red Robin. It always smells so good.  And two other little boys came to pet me, which is fun. The boy was kind of whiney so we had to go home. I would have stayed all day!!!

It snowed! OMG It snowed

I love snow!  I can run around like a nut ball and jump and stick my nose in it!  It's so much fun!

And I laugh at the little dog.  The snow is deeper than her, so she can't follow me around. So I dive bomb her....dump snow on her and run away! She gets all cold and runs for the door! Big dogs rule, little dogs drool! (or pee and poop in the house cause they're too precious to go in the snow!).

I am also chewing on the butterfly bushes.  Good times. Until I barfed on the stairs this morning and starting rechewing the stick I barfed up. Mom wasn't thrilled, but I don't know why?  I cleaned up the big chunks!

Now I'm lying under her desk while she works.  The boy keeps poking me with toys and stuff. He's so weird sometimes!

I am one popular dog!!

I got a big surprise today after daddy got home. I got to get dressed and go out!  And man was the little dog ticked off!  She did not want to stay behind in her kennel. Bummer dude, I'm outta here!

First we went to Millard Roadhouse.  Boy it smelled like fried chicken and prime rib! And I didn't get to eat before I left either!  All the waitresses had to come over and ask about me too. They wanted to sneak a peek at the greatness that is Moi!  I was a good boy but daddy didn't like me shaking when I got up to go.

Then we went to Millard Family Eyecare (see a Millard theme here?).  They all know me and love me there too! I got petted and looked at and everything!!!!

The little dog was all teed off when we got home. She was sniffing me to see where I'd been.  I ain't gonna tell her that's for sure... let her stew in it!!!

Eat my dust beeyotch!

I got to go to the movies!

There was tons of buttery popcorn on the floor, I was in heaven! Mommy kept telling me to leave it, but heck she was eating hers!

Some movie about a big bear with a hat and little bear and Ranger Smith.  People were laughing but seriously the popcorn was the bestest of all! 

Lots of people were staring at me! Oh you know how I love attention!  I wouldn't say I'm an attention whore but if the stripper heal fits....wear it! 

All and all it was fun to get out and be with people....and did I mention the buttery POPCORN????